this was stupid fun.

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1514155777

i hope all four are there.

is it narcissistic to make 4 elves of yourself?

W T F.

the people upstairs are apparently OCfuckingD about vacuuming.
its like the "if i had a hammer" song, only with a fucking VACUUM.
in the morning in the evening all day long with a vacuum suck suck sucking above my head.
blahhhhhhhhhhhhhgr.

My LiP

is split open in the corner from being chapped and me chewing on it.
i feel like i'm anywhere from 7 to 14 years old.
i had very chapped lips as a child.
mostly because i liked to pull them apart and make them split open and BLEED in front of all the other girls in my classes to watch them go "ohhh ... EWWWWWW oh . my . god . thatsdisgusting"

i thought it was hysterical.

its less funny now that i'm grown and i just kind of look like i got in a lame fight.

but i still kind of like it.

mmmm, blood.